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My name is Gloria and I live in Toronto, Ontario. I am friendly but shy. I'm a little under 5'. I like to be wrapped in a blanket burrito.

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timetravelingtrickster:

Iā€™m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore)

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party
cortonism:

me at the clubs
mhug:

ļ¾ŸšŸŒ™*ļ½”
cockprince:

real life animal crossing
sasaq:

(via Twitter / iguchi0501)